Evan Rachel Wood Married Billy Elliot
It seems like it was five seconds ago when Evan Rachel Wood was making all of our body pores barf out liquid ewww by trying to becoming Dita Von Teese 2.0 while boning Marilyn Manson, and it was really...
View ArticleThe Court-Ordered Wedding Of The Year Is Off
After reading about the tragic death of Hostess, I just knew this was going to happen next. How can Brit Brit have a third wedding if Hostess isn't around to make her a four-tier gourmet wedding cake?...
View ArticleBlake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Had A Lot Of Desserts At Their Wedding
Blake Lively is the daughter Martha Stewart never had (Note: That one who told us that she pisses with the door open doesn't count.) and so, of course, the details of her wedding with Ryan Reynolds in...
View ArticleRonnie Wood Is Trying The Marriage Thing Again For A Third Time
Paul McCartney always keeps bodyguards armed with bags of termites near him just in case Heather Mills shows up to attack his ass and since he was a guest at Ronnie Wood's wedding yesterday, she wasn't...
View ArticleGomer Pyle Is Gay And Married
Here I was thinking that Jim Nabors announced his undying love for peen on a "SHAZAM! I'M GAY!" cover of People Magazine in the 1970s, but I guess I was wrong. I guess Gomer Pyle never publicly slid...
View ArticleJanet Jackson Got Secretly Married Again
The second time Janet Jackson got married, she kept it a secret from the public until she signed the divorce papers 9 years later. Janet got married for a third time last year and she once again did it...
View ArticleVanilla Gorilla Is Somebody's Husband For The Fourth Time
You'd think that the only thing that would agree to marry Jesse James would be a popped anal wart on an alley rat's ass (no offense to popped anal warts on an alley rat's ass), but he actually found a...
View ArticleKeira Knightley Got Married
No, this is not a picture ripped from a J. Crew Weddings catalog. This is Keira Knightley posing like she's in the middle of a Teen Vogue photo shoot while leaving the town hall in Mazan, France after...
View ArticleThe Royal Wedding Of The Decade Is Happening Today
The makers of Mountain Dew fountains, flute-shaped Red Solo cups and pork rind-flavored edible garter belts were all out of jobs when Brit Brit canceled her wedding to Jason Trainwreck, but happy days...
View ArticleAnd The Bride Wore Camo...
Earlier when I wrote about Sugar Bear and Mama June's Cinco de Mayonnaise wedding, I said that she would make the most beautimous bride the world has ever seen and she would redefine bridal elegance. I...
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